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I never dreamed I’d grow up to be a crazy MAMA but here I am killing it shirt

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I swear to Satan I was right in front of him and SAW his eyes go from nice guy to MURDER.EXE and he BOOKED IT after Private ” how did I survive this long in life”. Somehow, being the 7th gen army, he did NOT know how to run, but the DS sure fucking did. I never dreamed I’d grow up to be a crazy MAMA but here I am killing it shirt. Caught him in no time flat and then roll down a hill, we hear some hilarious sounds and the DS comes up. He very carefully puts his hat back on and looks at us.

I never dreamed I’d grow up to be a crazy MAMA but here I am killing it shirt

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Ladies tee
I never dreamed I'd grow up to be a crazy MAMA but here I am killing it long sleeve
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” WHO THE FUCK SAW WHAT HAPPENED?” No one dares to respond. Apparently, that’s what he wanted. ” Okay, you have permission to laugh for exactly 10 seconds, then we are going to go get some chow, I never dreamed I’d grow up to be a crazy MAMA but here I am killing it shirt. Im going to have someone pick up Private no nuts, and then you are all going to give a statement, THE ABSOLUTE MOTHER FUCKING TRUTH.”

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I never dreamed I'd grow up to be a crazy MAMA but here I am killing it sweater
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I never dreamed I'd grow up to be a crazy MAMA but here I am killing it hoodie
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Side note, later on, found out he was recycled so much during basic he was sent to RHC ( I forget what it stood for, but we all referred to it as Return to Home Company) while he was out processing for a less than honorable discharge, but his parents had convinced those in charge to take their time so he could learn a lesson. I never dreamed I’d grow up to be a crazy MAMA but here I am killing it shirt.

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